Just some writing and rantings and views about my job as an L&D nurse..
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Top 10 Things Not to Say to Your Wife in the Last Week of Pregnancy!
I found these reading and thought I'd share. Now I can Just imagine some men actually Saying these things to women. Trust me. I've heard some I could add here! Sometimes I think this whole "support" persons thing is a bad thing lol. I have to shhhhh them! Amazing really...
1.Honey, I don’t mean to alarm you, but have you ever read about anyone actually popping from being so big?
2.Hey Babe, is it OK that I invited some of the guys from work over to see how big you are? They won’t believe me.
3.Honey, come in here and see this horse giving birth on TV. Oh, man that looks like that’s gotta hurt.
4.Honey, I was just straightening up the bedroom…can you tell me if this is a fitted sheet or a pair of your underwear?
5.You’re dreading labor?! Do you know how sore my feet get from standing beside you that whole time?
6.Boy it would be really nice if you went a week or two late so I could watch the six-part mini-series on PBS.
7.No, I couldn’t eat another bite honey. I ate so much I feel…like you.
8.Why don’t you go take a nice, relaxing, hot bath? But don’t put much water in the tub because it’ll overflow when you get in.
9.No, you don’t look huge. “Huge” is such a harsh word…I prefer the term “healthy.”
RN working nights L&D in a large teaching hospital learning how to help newborns join the human race. My job is a blessing and I want to be really good at it.
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